Beef Jerky

Oh my darling, jerkied beef.
salty, chewy in my teeth.
seemed so dry upon first meeting,
made for juicy, juicy eating.


Bucking Mule Printed!

It’s a long road we’ve traveled together gentle reader, you and I. First I told you that my album was being printed, then I wrote a poem about cookies, not the internet kind. Then I told you again my album was being printed, I considered this something of a low point in our relationship.

Well now I’m telling you that I have boxes full of this highly anticipated musical release residing in my home. Large boxes, six of them, nearly blocking the doorway. 1,000 compact discs, one of which is spinning merrily in my stereo as we speak.

You could own one of these fine recordings, gentle reader, merely send a check for $15 to
PO Box 17
Valley Bend, WV 26293
and make sure to tell me what your mailing address is.